Lana Del Rey? Psht, she can get lost with her Estonian sounding vocals and pathetic attempt to pull on my heart strings to evoke empathy from me… how could I ever empathise with a woman who couldn’t make it in the music industry so got her millionaire father to pay for her to get surgery to be more commercially appealing. Oh dear. Yep, this week I’m letting rip on Lana and her performance on SNL… not to mention the music video for Video Games… ghastly!

Cheeky & I play a little game of Guess Who? But with “famous” youtubers from the US and UK. And what happens? What do you expect!

Beyonce has had that baby she was bragging about nine months ago at the VMAs, the Brit nominations have been announced with Ed Sheeran, Jessie J and Adele with the mostests, Madonna names her album after a naughty drug and I try and force At The Drive-In and LCD Soundsystem down your throat, because they’re well good, innit?!

So, John Lennon fans are angry at Cee Lo Green for changing Lennon’s Imagine lyrics at the New Years Eve celebrations in Times Square, New York… I’m sorry, but if these people have something to complain about on New Year it should be the fact they’re sober enough to hear exactly what Cee Lo was singing. Lighten up bitches! In other news David Cameron wants to put age restrictions on music videos, Bloc Party, the Killers and Biffy Clyro all promise new albums in 2012 and the original line-up of the Sugababes are DEFFOZ back together! It’s the first Tunesday News of 2012, listen to my preachings, biatch!

Marching Drum (2011) by mr.tinoforever lyrics

One more day, it won’t change,
Stuck playing somebody else’s game.
And they say, it’s okay,
When it’s our hopes they fray.

And there’s
Nothing that can help us now,
Nothing that can help us now,
But we’re still fighting standing, how
We’re still fight standing, how
Can they say that this is over.

Find a way, built from clay,
Love and hope for a better today.
The machine, can’t defeat,
Things it can’t understand.

Cause it’s
Nothing else but bolts and nails,
Nothing else but bolts and nails,
We will fight and tell the tale,
We will fight and tell the tale,
When time moved slowly over our dreams.

I’m not conditioned to just be conventional,
They have no presence,
just a hole, just a hole,
just a hole, just a hole!

We’ll overcome it, our love will guide it,
The youth united, despite divided,
Just a little faith in us, just a little faith in us, 
lift me up, lift me up, take us away,
Just a little hope and love, just a little hope and love,
lift me up, lift me up, take us away.

Just a room, built in gloom,
Stood between all that we had felt.
I could feel, you were real,
But the card was already dealt.

They
Took your warmth away from me,
Took your warmth away from me, but
Our love drums a different beat,
Our love drums a different beat,
Young hearts pump the marching drum.

I’m not conditioned to just be conventional,
It’s my intention
to be whole, to be whole,
to be whole, to be whole! 

We’ll overcome it, our love will guide it,
The youth united, despite divided,
Just a little faith in us, just a little faith in us, 
lift me up, lift me up, take us away,
Just a little hope and love, just a little hope and love,
lift me up, lift me up, take us away.

We’ll overcome it, our love will guide it,
The youth united, despite divided.
And we’ll keep fighting,
This world ain’t dying,
There is a future,
We have to find it! 

Open your eyes, and you’ll see the horizon,
Open your eyes, and you’ll see the horizon.

We’ll overcome it, our love will guide it,
(Open your eyes and you’ll see the horizon)
The youth united, despite divided,
(Open your eyes and you’ll see the horizon)
Just a little faith in us, just a little faith in us,
(And we’ll keep fighting!)
(Open your eyes…)
lift me up, lift me up, take us away
(This world ain’t dying!)
(…and you’ll see the horizon)
Just a little hope and love, just a little hope and love,
(There is a future!)
(Open your eyes…)
lift me up, lift me up, take us away.
(We have to find it!)
(…and you’ll see the horizon) 

We’ll overcome it, our love will guide it,
The youth united, despite divided,
Just a little faith in us, just a little faith in us, 
(And we’ll keep fighting!)
lift me up, lift me up, take us away
(This world ain’t dying!)
Just a little hope and love, just a little hope and love, 
(There is a future!)
lift me up, lift me up, take us away. 
(We have to find it!)